March 2012
me: takes a bite of spicy food
me: HOLY JESUS THIS IS SO FREAKING HOT MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE I THINK I MAY DIE TEARS OF BLOOD RUNNING DOWN MY FACE THERE IS A LEGIT INFERNO TAKING OUT ALL MY TASTEBUDS WHERE IS THE MILK GET ME SOME GODDAMN MILK JFC I CANT HANDLE THING OMFG I AM DYING D Y I N G SEND HELP AKJSHGSDKFG
me: takes another bite
February 2012
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friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
users: hey tumblr can you fix the tags?
tumblr: what? you want us to limit the asks?
users: no, the tags.
tumblr: fanmail?
users: tags
tumblr: footnotes?
users: fix the tags
tumblr: all, right we changed the dash. hope that helps.
